Thursday, November 11, 2004

taking a count

the off season. i haven't been driving too much lately, but i've tried to keep a list of things that i have done since last week
number of charters last week... 2
number of charters involving little old ladies... 2
number of charters involving shopping... 2
number of pickups that involved difficult/ next to impossible bus maneuvers in a field of parked cars... 2
number of pickups in a mall parking lot... 1
number of pickups at a hotel... 1
number of times that i have driven to new paltz to follow a regular bus... 3
number of times that i have driven back to my home terminal from new paltz without driving to new york... 3
number of cups of coffee bought for me by regular drivers in new paltz... 3
number of hours sitting on bus in home terminal before driving to new paltz... 15
number of pages of ulysses read while waiting... 32
number of times that i wished that i had started moby dick as well... 3
number of 'college special' trips driven... 3
number of college kids who cannot wait longer than 2 hours to smoke... 7
number of times threatening to leave without college students who are smoking... 2
number of times shutting unruly, slack heels, smoking college students in buses door... 1
number of moans from college students demanding that i drive them to the campus... 3
average number of stops on campus... 4
average number of bags brought by college student home for the weekend... 5

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